The Penis Head Enlarger is just that! A penis head enlarger for your growing member from the folks at Pipedream. Advertised as “getting incredible sucking sensations where you want them most while watching your cock grow bigger and thicker than ever before!” Actually it’s just the head of your penis, but hey why not, bigger is better! Apply the PVC sleeve around the head that actually clings to it all by itself. As you grow, it makes an even better seal allowing it to truly do what it’s supposed to do; provide a super strong vacuum effect for maximum results. Simply squeeze the pump ball to create suction and watch it gently deliver a subtle sucking action to engorge that head bigger and bigger. The idea is to prolong erections and ejaculation with the included enhancement ring you slide over the shaft till it is nice and snug to prolong the inevitable and the fun. When done just detach the hose from the cylinder, wash in mild soap and water or with the
How’s this for a couple’s interactive game that will leave you both laughing, talking, and or course touching? The Fetish Dice Play Game from Ball and Chain Fun. Roll the dice and do what they say! A simple game without rules or instructions, it’s that easy and fun! Be tickled pink, whipped, paddled, tied-up, or punished, while acting out, or acting your deviant fantasies. Simply take turns rolling the dice and indulge.
Love is back, so say the folks at Evolved and I tend to agree. The “All on Red” from the Roulette Edition is a dial up for intensity that starts off as a low hum to a high frequency roar guaranteed to deliver satisfaction for those who know what they want without all the fuss of multiple speeds and settings! Get down to it I say without any stops in between. The power comes from 2 AA batteries for a super powerful ride. Twist off the base insert your batteries and twist closed, it’s that easy. With their sleek designs, odourless body safe silicones, and phthalate free latex, the Roulette Collection is billed as 100% waterproof, although I wouldn’t go so far as to say that, but I’ll let you be the judge. All in the line come with soft, flexible, pliable shafts and tips to get those hard to reach places. These come neatly packed in their own decorative tin for travel abroad and storage at home. Each Evolved toy has a 1 year warranty with proof of purchase. The dimensions boast a length of 7.75″, a width of 1.5″ and a total weight of 15.7 oz. So truly what are you waiting for? Get down to it!
Ever wondered how to get that lube up there, whether it’s a trip n the back woods or the front garden? The Lubricant Launcher makes short work of that! Very popular this one handed usable device has a 4.75″ insertable depth and an overall length of 7.5″. It gets in there and is for use in both orifices with your choice of lube. Having said that be careful of the consistency, it can run out of the tip before you’ve even begun to shoot to the depths of pleasurable return. The choice of colours runs from smoke to pink, blue, and red and are available in a one shot applicator or three. There is a latex cap to place over the tip once loaded in preparation for use at a later time. It is a plastic if that matters, but for me, I have to tell you,
SHOOT ME UP!!!
What can I say? Legend Condoms from the makers of ONE a company offering, strong & sensitive, well rounded designs that are part of the solution to so many problems around the word and the most notable the HIV/AIDS epidemic gripping much of the world affecting so many of us. It only takes a visit to their site to tune yourself up on the hard work they are doing. I highly encourage you to do so!
For this review I am focusing on one of the many faceted products they have, LEGEND! It’s not like I am a size queen, ok I am, but hey let’s get real even the overly endowed need protection, right? RIGHT? What the LEGEND latex condom offers is a roomier tip and reservoir. MMMMM! Ok I’ll stop! They are pre-lubricated with silicone which some may not like but this is easy to wash off, or not, up to you. They are definitely longer and wider than the
The c-ring from JOPEN that appeals to both man and woman that has it’s shape, design and function to thank for. Shaped like a pretty shell, what woman wouldn’t want this gently stimulating her oyster attached to a big old sea cucumber? Ok to much campy descriptive? At any rate this little beauty truly does perform. A premium silicone, rechargeable lithium battery fully ready in 3 hours, that’s whisper quiet when in action so it doesn’t disrupt the rhythm. It plugs into your USB port for charging on the go that boasts a security travel lock. With a velvety smooth finish it is a non-porous virtually seamless finish important for use on the male sensitive parts. The LED indicator light leads the way for on/off control and incremental speed control. Easy to clean, waterproof and hypoallergenic, the manufacturers boast of durability powered by a PowerBullet. It’s for use only with a water based lubricant for prolonged care and quality control, and is recommended to wash
Ok boys, have I got one for you! The Big-Boy from the adventurous folks at Rocks-off. Bigger is better and this is a serious prostate vibrator for the “boys” who love their big toys. Made of 100% medical grade silicone it boasts prostate and perineum stimulation from the ridged pad that positions itself just slightly forward of your, AHEM, butt-hole and behind your lovely sac of family jewels. Powered by the world famous removable RO-80mm Bullet, with 7 speeds it transmits pleasure throughout this puppy, to the prostate stimulating tip and down to the ridged perineum pad. It’s a hands free experience you can you lie with, sit, stand, walk or whatever, with or without a partner. It has a “grip like flexibility” easy to maneuver so it stays put once in place. The size boasts a filling 120 by 115 by 44 mm ball and 15cm girth for some truly full action! It comes with a battery, but if you need a new one just head out and puck yourself up a new “N” style power source. Easy to wash, easy to store. Even the women can use it! Have a seat anyone?
Billed as a “Natural Moisturizing Lubricant” from the makers at Blossom Organics it truly is a product made for the discerning female user. I can honestly say I love this, and given my situation in life that speaks VOLUMES! Starting with the packaging you have a pretty purple/lavender on white box with a tube inside that translates the same appearance. It is simple and basic, something I like when it comes to lubricant presentation. When you squeeze it from the tube you’re met with a clear ,colourless, odourless lotion, that borders on a liquid-like consistency for easy application, that stays put. It is also palatable, and since I like to “taste” I like the fact that I am not met with some foul tasting, over sugared concoction messing with my tastebuds! I want to taste you not the lotion! It’s PH balanced to mimic the natural flora of a woman and formulated in a water and aloe vera base free of parabens, and glycerin. Not only that, it is also free of petroleum, silicones, alcohol, hormones, artificial fragrances, dyes or flavourings. Made with organic ingredients it is compatible with latex and polyisoprene condoms and gentle enough for daily use of dryness. A little dab will do you, but don’t be shy, to re-apply, if required!
Ingredients; Organic aloe barbadensis leaf extract, sorbitol, hydroxyethylcellulose, allantoin, lactic acid, tocopherol (vitamin E), potassium sorbate, organic stevia rebaudiana extract, hyaluronic acid, organic paeonia albiflora (peony) root extract, organic passiflora incarnate flower extract.
Cute and almost cuddly in pretty pastel colours! Now who wouldn’t want a set of these from the folks at The Sinclair Institute? These little cuties fit onto the tip of your finger for easy control and easy insertion. Made of 100% medical grade silicone they are phthalate free, non-porous and ultra hygienic. They are easy to clean with mild soap and water, boiled, or placed on the top rack of your dishwasher; although the 2 latter options are a little aggressive in my opinion as a method of cleaning. For a completely different approach serve hot, heated under hot water, or chilled over ice for intensive sensory enhancement. These babies are ideal for the beginner players wishing to explore the backdoor entry for a new kind of intimacy. Don’t let the size fool you, although they are petite, first time adventurers may not enjoy the road ahead, so if this is uncharted territory take your time and explore every nook and cranny. A word of caution as with most silicone aids, use water based lubricants to prolong the life of your sweet little babies. They are just so cute you can’t afford to pass them up!
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Periodically I go for long walks with a coffee or tea to people watch and take in the beauty this fair city I live in has to offer. I mean who wouldn’t, Vancouver is AMAZING! Anyway after awhile I found myself sitting on the bench in the park watching the water and the people walk by, and I began to think about what all these people of all ages, all walks of life, do in their sex lives. Are they kinky, vanilla, missionary, like it where the sun don’t shine, threesomes, group action, do they still have sex? Wander, as my mind is want to do, it suddenly popped into my head the answer to a random question that was asked by one of the boys at the cocktail lounge I frequent.