Wacky Wednesday; Penis Scarf


Chilly anyone? I am, and by the look of it this lovely design has pockets for your hands, cell phone or whatever you wish to put in there! Ina ravishing shade of pink and deep red you’ll be the hit of the runways or the street bringing new meaning to the ever popular “peter heater” of the seventies. I even found one in my parents side board in their bedroom, not that I was ever snooping!peter heater

Brought to you by the folks at This is Why I am Broke. Look fabulous when the temperature drops by donning one of these magnificent penis scarves. The long and powerful shaft warms your neck as the handy testes provide ample storage space. Though be forewarned, the colder it gets the more the scarf shrivels up.

What will they think of next? Now get warm and get out there!