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Wacky Wednesday; Wash Your Mimsy

Mimsy

Feeling not so fresh, especially the women? Well this is what I found on my internet travels, and whenever I see something like this it makes me laugh my ass off! Mimsy cleansing!

Why?

Well ask yourself why no reference is made to a man soaping up his β€œJohnson, whittling the stick, polishing the pole, cleaning the cheese?” Well as popular culture would have you believe, only women have problems with freshness.

However, I beg to differ!

Case in point; I had a fetish client come to my door one time for a little slap and tickle of the CBT kind, and when it came time to grip his pole with my leather clad hand for a healthy round of gopher smacking, I wasn’t sure whether to puke, get the crackers (more…)