Wacky Wednesday: Who Wants To Play With My Balls? (a Children’s Book)

italian rennaisance crotch

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot? Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Can you throw ’em o’er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

We all know the song, and yes, I must say I am great big fan of balls!!! I LOVE EM! For those that don’t, well I only have a few things to say and it’s short and sweet.

YOU’RE FUCKED!!

Well it appears that in my travels throughout the world wide web I have found a lovely little children’s book that hits it home at an early age. Ok so not right in your face, but every adult that sees 0r reads this book will get the message, in full, hilarious glory!!!

Have a view, maybe you’ll be laughing as much as I was/am!